Friday, November 24, 2017

Looking scary.

Some people like to look scary.

Some adults like to dress up.
There are various forms of dressing up.

This guy is just out to
have a good time.

This guy probably wants to
scare the shit out of you.
Why do some grown up people want to look frightening?

These guys are trying to look scary
to win a game.
This guy is doing his best
but it's not really working.
This guy just wants a group
of kids to shut up and listen.

I saw three bikies this morning while I was out doing some recycling.
My first thought was, "These guys are adults who like to dress up."

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Lower Hutt.

I moved to Lower Hutt from Bahrain when I was fourteen.
I've lived here ever since.
So why would you call a city Lower Hutt?
Obviously because there might also be a place with the same name a little north and
South Hutt somehow makes the place sound a bit rough.

The Hutt River
So where does the Hutt part of our city's name come from?
I decided to do a little research.


Here are some facts about the area:
  • Petone was the site of the first formalised settlement of the New Zealand Company in 1840.
  • Britannia, Wellington’s first European township, was established on the banks of the Hutt River in February 1840.
  • The first immigrant ship, the Aurora, arrived 22 January 1840. Maori from the nearby pa assisted the settlers to build their homes on Pito-one Beach. These settlers established New Zealand's first bank and newspaper.
Among these first settlers were two brothers - Tony and 'Big John' Hutt.

'Big John'

Tony with his wife around 1852
It is not known how John got the name 'Big John'. He was the eldest in a family of ten siblings and probably got the name because, when they were very young, he was taller than the rest of the siblings. Tony Hutt was the third child to be born to Mr and Mrs Hutt.
Both boys were ambitious and had come to this new country in an attempt to better themselves. They were always looking for opportunities for self advancement and the story goes that the Hutt river was named after Big John as a bit of a joke. There is no existing record of why the settlers thought this was funny. 

Stokes Valley - another humurous thing near the Hutt River.
The township of Britannia was flooded (by the humerous river, but not quite so funny that day) and Tony Hutt decided to build a town of his own. Again, as a bit of a joke (boy these Hutt boys loved a joke) he added the word Lower, probably as a reference to his taller brother. 
Tony married Elisabeth Benton and stayed in Lower Hutt where he opened a bank and built a golf course. Big John moved north. He cut his own hair and inadvertently invented a new hairstyle that was to become popular in the northern part of the valley.


Big John was also the first settler to use a cart pulled by eight horses. This might be a leap of faith but one can almost imagine that cart leading to a type of car that became popular in this area many years later.

V8

Big John never named the settlement where he made his home but, probably by default, it became known as Upper Hutt. Not much is known about his later years. It seems that he liked bloke things like fast horses and sport and he might have played a bit of guitar.

Recently the council started referring to Lower Hutt as Hutt City. 


I don't know why they did this but it creates a big problem for Upper Hutt.
Should Upper Hutt now change its name?
What's the point of having an upper if there is no lower?

I'll leave you to ponder this point.






Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Very excited...

...to be part of the Bass Bagging Confederation!

I'm fourth from the back.

Monday, October 9, 2017

A 3rd Testament?

It wasn't long ago that Angry Jesus was talking about a 3rd testicle.

READ HERE

Now it's a 3rd Testament - an addition to The Bible.
Well this Crisp guy seems excited about the new book plan.

Maybe it needs a better name that THE THIRD TESTAMENT?
The bible writers should have thought about a trilogy before they settled on the titles Old and New.
Drum kits that have three tom toms sometimes call the small tom, medium tom and floor tom.

Would this new testament be like the small tom or the floor tom?
It might depend on whether or not it outweighed the other two on wisdon, on not.

If it turns out to be the best testament (so far), I like the name

THE FLOOR TESTAMENT.

The three legs each represent one
member of the Holy Trinity.


Monday, September 25, 2017

Who is the best god?

I know a guy called Robert who would probably say, "The one true God."
Why doesn't everyone believe in the same god?

Which of these pictures best represents 'god' to you?

Spell it out.
The kindly father who smokes too much.
Woman god with cow.
God who works out.
The Holy Trinity.
Boss God.
Okay, there are many more gods but this will give you an idea of how many you have to choose from. Or not.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Gloves and when to wear them.

Things you need to understand about gloves:
  • They can keep your hands warm
  • They keep your hands clean
  • They can protect your hands
  • They can be worn as a fashion statement.
Protection and warmth

Warmth

Protection and keeping hands clean

Fashion


However, there are times when gloves are not a good option:
  • When going to the toilet (unless they are rubber gloves)
  • When playing the violin
  • When making love (especially not rubber gloves)
  • When threading a needle
  • When changing strings on a violin
  • Then cleaning your teeth
  • When eating fish and chips (with your hands).
It's fair to say that rubber gloves function differently than most other gloves.

That just about covers gloves and when to use them.


Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Back from Bahrain.

I've just been taking a break, back in Bahrain, catching up with the wider family when Richard (of RBB) rang.

Doha - always good to visit.
He said that there had been a lot of demand for me to get my blog running again. He even offered to fly me back, which was very nice of him.
So, here I am, back in Lower Hutt and writing.

I didn't have a bass to play back home but I did fool around on a few local instruments.



And here I am at a local jam.

That's me on trombone marching from left to right.
Jamming is a bit different in Bahrain. People like to dress up and move around.
Well, I might leave it there for today because I'm feeling a bit jet lagged.
It feels a little strange to be talking English again. Thanks again Richard (of RBB) and let's hope that RBB2 & RBB3 get underway again soon as well.